What is Witty Watching?

2016 Witty Whittier Movie Awards
December 30, 2016
As we enter awards season here are some deserved prizes:

Biggest Waste of Talent: The cast in Collateral Beauty

Most Genius Advertising: 10 Cloverfield Lane. Minimal advertising, maximum impact.

Best Kids Movie: Zootopia

Most Original Concept: Hardcore Henry (Entire movie shot in first person)

Movie named after a guy but really about amazing women: The Huntsman: Winter’s War. Sorry Chris Hemsworth but Charlize Theron, Jessica Chastain and Emily Blunt were the real stars.

Best Sign DC Comics actually has a plan: Suicide Squad

For the love of God…Put on a Shirt!!! (Male version) The Legend of Tarzan

For the love of God…Put on a Shirt (Female version): The Shallows

Best Date Movie: Up for Love

Movie that I saw at TIFF that you need to see in 2017: The Belko Experiment

Great movie that was destroyed by a scandal: The Birth of a Nation

Movie that was as good, if not better, than the original: Bad Santa 2

Best Twist Ending: Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life

Most Overrated Amy Adams Movie: Arrival

Most Underrated Amy Adams Movie: Nocturnal Animals

Craziest Sex Scene: Sausage Party (I’ll never look at some food the same)

Movie I saw the most times in the theatre: The Magnificent Seven (5 times in the theatre)

Movies that I saw the Most times in the theatre that still didn’t make my Top 10 List: The Magnificent Seven

Movies that, unlike Godfather Part 3, show the third installments can be awesome: The Purge: Election Year

Movies that show the third installments can really suck: Allegiant

Funniest Movie of the Year that Missed out on my Top 10:  Dirty Grandpa

Best Destruction of the 4th Wall: Deadpool

Best Foreign Film: Elle

 

1 Comment

  1. Derek Liddle

    I’ve gotta say, I really did not enjoy Nocturnal Animals.

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